Humor – The Comfort For The Soul!

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived.   Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He
is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

Peter himself.   However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches
the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.   We
have heard a lot about you.   I must   tell you, though, that the
place is filling up fast,  and we have been administering an entrance
examination for everyone.

The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.’

Forrest responds, ‘It sure is good to be here, St.. Peter, sir.    But
nobody ever told me about any entrance

exam.  I sure hope that the test ain’t too hard. Life was a big enough
test as it was.’

St.. Peter continued, ‘Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only
three questions:

First:   What two days of the week begin with the  letter T?

Second:  How many seconds are there in a year?

Third:   What is God’s first name?’

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.   He returns the next day
and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, ‘Now that you have had
a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.’

Forrest replied, “Well, the first one — ‘which two days in the week
begins with the letter ‘T’?’

Shucks, that one is easy.   That would be Today and Tomorrow..’

The Saint’s eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, ‘Forrest, that is not
what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not
specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.

How about the next one?’ asked St. Peter.

“‘How many seconds in a year?’  Now that one is harder,’ replied
Forrest, ‘but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only
answer can be twelve.”

Astounded, St. Peter said, ‘Twelve? Twelve?  Forrest, how in Heaven’s
name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?’

Forrest replied, ‘Shucks, there’s got to be twelve: January 2nd,
February 2nd, March 2nd… ‘

‘Hold it,’ interrupts St. Peter, ‘I see where you are going with this,
and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in
mind….but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.   Let us
go on with the third and final question.

‘Can you tell me God’s first name?'”

‘Sure,’ Forrest replied, ‘it’s Andy.’

‘Andy?’ exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

‘Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first
two questions,  but just how in the world did you come up with the
name ‘Andy’ as the first name of God?’

‘Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,’ Forrest replied.  ‘I learnt
it from the song,

“ANDY WALKS WITH ME,

ANDY TALKS WITH ME,

ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.”

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said:

‘Run, Forrest, run.’

‘Lord, Give me a sense of humor.

Give me the ability to appreciate a clean joke,

To get some humor out of life, and to enjoy the

fruits of our labor in internet marketing.  We

all need to sit back and reflect on the joys of

where we have been and where we are and

where it is going to take us.

 

 

If you have been in internet marketing for very

long, you fully realize that this is one of the best

approaches that one can have being in business

for yourself, but at the same time, you have a

whole lot of advisors and friends who are always

there to work with you on any project.

 

 

Enjoy the joke, enjoy the schedule and enjoy

all the pure efforts that each day allows us

to have in such an thoroughly enjoyable atmosphere!

 

 

 

Come on and join this great group of unintimidating

people who just happened to find their pot of gold

at the end of the rainbow.  It is open to all those

who just want to enjoy the fruits of their labor

within a schedule set up to best fit our time, not

someone else’s.

 

Thanks for visiting!

Please give me any feedback, positive or negative and

let me know your thoughts.

John C. Logan

www.facebook.com/johncurtisslogan

 

 

 

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About John Logan

Enthusiastic past health care provider with the ability to enjoy the good life by involving myself in the internet marketing arena. The love and genuine sharing of ideas amongst the many individuals involved with internet marketing, at all levels, makes my daily routine one of gratitude and full of enjoyment. The days are full of excitement and learning but with the allowance of free time to enjoy family, friends and activities.
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